Where in the hell is Lubbock? And why would anyone want to hash there?
Contrary to what you might think, Lubbock, Texas is not on the edge of the earth. You can’t even see it from there. With a healthy population of 229,573 according to latest census, Lubbock is the 87th most populous city in the United States and the 11th most populous city in Texas.
“Hub City” claims to be the largest contiguous cotton-growing region in the world and CNNMoney.com ranked it as the 12th best place to start a small business. Still not impressed? The “Lubbock Lights” incident of 1951 is regarded as one of the first great UFO sightings. It’s also the birthplace of early rocker Buddy Holly. But wait, there’s more …
Today, Lubbock can also claim the air of cosmopolitan sophistication that only comes with being a home to a Hash House Harriers kennel. Founded less than two years ago, the Lubbock Hash stands poised to truly put Hub City on the map. On July 24, 2011, LH3 will host its inaugural Red Dress Run.
Is Lubbock really ready for the spectacle that is the Red Dress Run? “This a conservative West Texas town,” said F*cking Little P*ssy, who holds the official LH3 title of tyrant. In fact, Lubbock is the second most conservative city in the United States among municipalities greater than 100,000 in population, according to the Bay Area Center for Voting Research.
The LH3 takes its responsibility to give back to the community in which it hashes seriously. The Red Dress Run will be raising funds for Children’s Advocacy Center of the South Plains. The Children’s Advocacy Center is a safe place where specialized forensic interviewers talk to children in a child-friendly, non-threatening environment and determine whether or not abuse has occurred. Children and their families can go there to receive therapy and the support they need to help them grow into healthy productive citizens. At the very first Red Dress Run in San Diego in 1988, The Lady in Red asked that the tradition continue in tandem with efforts to raise money for charities. The LH3 is honoring that tradition with its inaugural Red Dress Run.
Red Dress Run specifics:
Sunday, July 24, 2011
Meet at 5:45 p.m. on the corner of 13th & U, Lubbock, TX 79410
“We post a map to the box (start) location, and caravan from our meeting spot,” said FLP.
The hash cash price of $20 includes a free T-shirt, and carbonated adult beverages. Bring along extra money in anticipation of stops at a local pub.
Names will be added the back of the T-shirts for those who pre-registrations through LubbockH3@yahoo.com, the kennel’s Facebook page, or its Yahoo Groups forum.
Hash crash space can be arranged. “Casa de Tyrant is always open for travelers,” added FLP.
If you go:
Summers in Lubbock are hot, although temperatures usually drop degrees overnight, creating lows between 60 °F (16 °C) and 70 °F (21 °C). Average high temperatures are about 90 °F (32 °C) in July.
Travel distance from Hash cities (in miles):
Amarillo: 124
Odessa: 146
Wichita Falls: 209
Fort Worth: 319
Albuquerque: 321
Fort Hood: 331
Killeen: 334
El Paso: 347
Oklahoma City: 347
Dallas: 349